Here’s one for the ladies. And the lads, if you’re into that.
Wait – who am I kidding? Everybody is a little bit gay when it comes to Becks.
This new “short film” directed by Guy Ritchie sees David “Brand” Beckham running around Hollywood in nothing but his bodywear collection for H&M. The man could sell ice to an Eskimo if he wanted, so there’s no need to talk semiotics here.
Perhaps this is the start of a film career? Though you’d probably have to get somebody to do a voice over.
Beckham has recently joined Qatar-owned Paris Saint-Germain, and is donating his whole salary to charity. What a man, huh? He can do no wrong.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the teams notorious front man and all round funny guy, however, has decided to donate his wage to himself, saying: “I heard Beckham’s decision and it made me think; who is most deserving of all of the money that I, Zlatan, am paid? The answer is Zlatan. The children of Paris are not leading Ligue 1 in goals this season. I am. I have 20 goals. The next best players have 12. 12! If anything, the children of Paris should be giving me even more money for having the privilege of being in the same city as my incredible quality. And so should David Beckham. Call it a Zlaritable donation.”
What a guy.